bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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