I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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