Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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