She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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