Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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