lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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