just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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