Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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