it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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