I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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