): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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