In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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