Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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