I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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