"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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