He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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