Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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