THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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