can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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