I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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