The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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