yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i was born a porn star she said
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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