i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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