I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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