Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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