So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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