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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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