He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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