going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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