nut hugger
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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