i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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