Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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