what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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