arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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