I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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