I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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