If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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