my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's never too late to be topless.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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