just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
