big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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