Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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