Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
...so i touched it.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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