Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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