Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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