Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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