My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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