do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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