gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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