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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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