Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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