thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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