similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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