i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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